Saturday, December 2, 2006

Friday Night

Its friday night (yuppeeeee ..), however me still sitting in office. Just completed the work. Have good plans after going home. hmm ... hope the room mates plan a night out in apache (My favourite place). For those who are not from pune, lemme tell you apache is not that opensource webserver. But its a PUB !! Playing all my favourite rock songs (including Rammstein). Man you should see "S" and me head banging, while "SL" just drinking and thinking "pagal sale peene aate hai ki dance karne". Watever he thinks is actually true. Rock songs se bhi nasha chadta hai. Ask "S". Many times in Apache I close my eyes listening to drumb beats and shake hand and leg with it. And then open my eyes to see "S" and "SL" laughing at me. They say i got a typical funny style of shaking my hand (offcourse not the way you dirty minds think. Its different. You got to see me for it). Many times the waiter comes and keeps shouting "sir bill !!" Par sunega kaun ? All are busy head banging on Du Hast like a mad woman infected with ghost shaking around with all her hair spread out! I can feel all blood vessels in body running in a race to get first. heart pumping like a time bomb which could explode any moment. Pulses getting widened and widended as if they would tear the skin and come out! Mind completely in sync with drum beats and heart whispering "come on get up, kick out that guy sitting with a blonde on next table and take her along." (offcourse i dont do that par dil to dil hai. It doesnt know wat is good or bad). Rock songs make me feel "forget the world, forget rules, believe in youself and do watever your heart says" !! I hope to write a blog once while sitting in apache to express the complete feeling i get at that moment.

Now coming back to my cube in office. I have to go home in auto now. I have already missed the bus. There is no company too. Sometimes a tamilian girl "M" comes along with me since she lives in a place nearby. All she can speak in hindi is "Maska mat karo bhaiya"!!! Some stupid idiot girls taught her this line. (Dont know why many girls make me bhaiya ??? ) I taught her few hindi words too. Like if you wanna say "you are good" then say "tum nalayak ho". After sweating a lot I finally corrected her pronouncation. But woh kehte hai naa "meri billi mujse mew". Harroj aake wo mujhi ko yeah sentence sunati thi. Anyways in return I had asked her "What do we say to a beautiful girl in tamil?" She replied "Akka" I noted it and used it many times. It was quite late when my room mate "A" (that Coimbture guy) told me it means "elder sister" !!!

My transport medium to home is a company bus till one stop and then auto from there to home. Auto se yaad aaya. I had once met a drunkard auto guy. While driving he was speaking "yeah auto chalana toh logo ki seva hai !! Mein kamane ke liye thoda chalata hoon ? Jindagi mein aaj tak kabhi meine kisiko kahi bhi jaane ke liye 'naa' nahi kaha. Baaki sab auto wale sale kamine hote hai. Meter se ek rupiya bhi kabhi jyada nahi liya meine ! Mein yeah mein woh ..." I was like kaafi dharmatma aadmi hai. (Generally I get impressed by people pretty fast like that dog whom if you serve just a chapati, would get ready to die for you) When my stop came I saw a sudden personality change in that autowala ... like a rocket shot up suddenly takes a "U" turn running back to you with full speed. His mouth explodes 50 Rs for meter showing clearly 30. I am like who would like to take panga with a drunkard and hand him watever it amount is. Just the place where I got down there was a lady requesting to same autowala "Shivajinagar chaloge ?" I could feel my eyeballs rolling around when that autowala anounced "chal hut" and rode off !

7 comments:

splitt said...

ok honoured to make th first comment h3r3...
so its good to see acting as akki to the akka :DD.. u really give that look..hope u make more lovely sisters ...

SID said...

Great man your blogs are becoming Intersting these days so i guess Surely your Joking Mr Feynman is leavin an effect on you.....!!!!

Enjoy and keep the good work on.

--"S" as you call me .

Ankit Dave said...

hahaha.. tht bhaiya incident(i wud say accident) is true 4 many ppl..

KK said...

Hey nice post man. Your post took me back a couple of years back. I too used to go for a pub on Friday nights and enjoy the same Du Hast :)
Thanks for visiting my blog. Hope to see you around :)

Akshay said...

seems i m having company in pune..lets plan to have some sessions in apache

Aval said...

Nice 1 BHAIYYA ;) dats wat ur tamilian AKKA will say...!!!!!!!!!!!

Vivek Talwar said...

ANNA ( I think thats what u call MOTA BHAI in Tamil), how about telling ppl that Apache is not that chopper ppl think about.........neways i still can't understand why this blog was titled so........bhai friday night ke baare mein aapne sab se kam likha aur wohi title de diya...neways....quite interesting....good going..