Bill Gate's Daughter

aa .. haaan. Don't go by the topic. Its just to tempt you to read this ;) Waise do you think its worth marrying her ? hmm .. could be a millionare in a single day. One could dance around everyday, spend money as if people feel its a rain of dollars. Go for world tours and talk crap with people "windows yeah.. windows woh .. I have this many shares of MS". Would be fun looking at Bill Gates speaking "Jamai raja kaise ho ?" !! You could give crap fundas to him and he ought to silently listen. Just speak anything "windows sucks. Linux is better. Bill, you got to improve the kernel design. Implement concepts like randomization of heap. The stack protection mechanism used in WinXP using security cookies basically sucks. You got to find out something better". All he could do is say "yes, yes". (Though we know he wont implement a bit of it. But would be fun to get a feeling of a ruler over the richest man on planet). However achieving it doesn't seem to be an easy job. It would need to be a smart fellow in order convince his daughter or Bill for marriage. err .. convince Bill to marry his daugther not him. huh.

One of the ways I can think of to achieve it is get a job in Microsoft. Do excellent work there. Try to get into meetings in which Bill is involved and give new fundas and impress. Lets imagine a situation. A meeting is going on with all techies with Bill sitting at the far end of the room very depressed!

Bill: Damm, these hackers have made life miserable. Everyday new virii, new worms, new 0days. We need to come up with a complete security solution to stop this.

Balmer: There is no way out. Linux has taken over us in security and people have started to trust it more than Ms. Its a failure for us.

Rosy: Mr Gates, there is no solution to this since we have already gone far enough in developement of operating system and its impossible for us to go back and redesign a secured architecture.

(Now its my turn. I remind myself of Eminem song "one opportunity, one shot ... ". I tell myself "yes, this is time. Explode. Come on baby get up")

Me: There is a solution !!

(Everyone raises their head and stares at me with widened and puzzled eyes.)
(I stand up to explain staring at the ground and taking few steps towards bill as if thinking deeply and speaking).

"Majority of the problems are related to buffer overflow attacks. We could implement a program which runs at the basic kernel level, beyond which no driver could reach. It could be done having some restrictions in Kernel. This specific program would compare argument lenghts passed to any subroutine and available buffer in the stack and heap. Any arguments with lengths more than buffer size limits would be considered as an attempt to exploit. ... .. ...

...some more blah .. blah ...

...security... breaches... overflows.. hackers ... vulnerabilities ...

...some more blah .. blah ...

(I conclude with my hands banging on the table) I bet nobody in the world could be able to break this system.

(Everyone looking at me as if looking at a sun which rose for first time in life of Microsoft)

Bill: You are genius !! That was an amazing concept. Thatz exactly what I was looking for !!

Balmer: I never believed we could ever beat linux. But implementing this concept it seems we will capture the market.

Rosy: wow!! Player .. wat are you doing this weekend ?

Bill: Would you consider to marry my daughter ? I could also give you 50% of MS shares. We both could bring MS to top.

Me: (showing some attitude) Your offer sounds good. Would it fine if I take some time to ponder on it and get back to you tomorrow ?

oops enough dreams :) Let me eat something for dinner and dig myself back to "False Impression" by Jeffery Archer.