College Days

hmm.. realy dont know what I am gonna write today in this blog. But I think writing blog is really useful. Read somewhere that writing about ourself releaves us from stress. Seems very true. But sometimes this writing could turn to be bad for others who are in touch with us. Kahi galti se unke bare kuch ulta sidha likh diya aur pol khol di then everyone is going to read about it. Like my room mate "S" has already disclosed much of myself in his blog. Kaafi josh mein aake. Actually he stays with me so he understands me very well ... right from my chadi banyaan life of house to smart handsome programmer of a multinational company (waise hun to nahi lekin sentence ko thoda set karne ke liye smart handsome likh diya ;) ). Waise bhi ******** mein job milna aasan to nahi. Par mil gayee. And many of classmates got there eye balls almost spring out when they came to know about it. Actually i never used to study in my college life. It would be interesting to see all my classmates doing revision one hour before the exam and me sitting in internet lab checking out an "i love you" mail. Which actually turns out to be a virus!!

Waise college ki baat aa hi gayi hai then lemme tell you how it was. Many students used to sit and listen carefully to those boring "software engineering life cyle" type of lectures. And we last benchers used to discuss about motor cycles. Sometimes bunk lectures and sit in canteens or internet labs. Create an id for some madam and send mails to lecturers with messages "I have unsaid feelings for you". And vice versa. Then laugh next day looking at expressions of those two.

However, the virus, vulnerabilities, exploits, programming interest atleast took me to get a job in ********. Otherwise pata nahi may be I would be sitting in some CMM level 5 firm and doing testing or dragging some text boxes, buttons into some gui based forms. QA would be shouting "yeah textbox ki size 11 kyu hai ? Client 10 bola hai to 10 hi ho chahiye. Bug file karta hun. Change kar lena." And me thinking "kaash aaj chakku mere hath mein hota to tl, pl, bl, ... jitne bhi 'l' hai sabka sir kat lun aur Hanibal ki tarah unko fry karke khaa jao" But thank god thatz not the case.

Achha match is going on right now. Yesterday news said Sehwag is captian for today since dravid is injured and wont play. (Dravid emotionally injured ? ) Anyways agar dravid hoga nahi then who is going to play ? Ek wahi to tha jo atleast 30-40 run banake out hota tha and India would atleast cross 100. But interesting thing is wat sehwag said to press yesterday "Pressure tab hai jab mujhe lagta hai ki pressure hai. Agar mujhe pressure nahi lagta to pressure nahi hai. " Kya baat kahi hai yaar. How much control he has naa. I think he wont be having much problem sitting in bathroom every morning because he has complete control on his pressure.

Another news is that court has ordered munnabhai to shift his place to jail. Shoot ... man i was expecting his next movie to be "Munnabhai Software Engg" !! What a scene would it be when circuit would be pointing a gun on QA and giving a dhamki saying "jyada khich khich nahi mangta. Bhai ke software mein ek bhi hole nikala to tere bheje mein hole kar dunga". What a movie yaar. Munnabhai falling in love with his TL.