Orkuting !

"Hey, coming for hair-cut?" One of my room mates "S" shouted. I had a hair cut a week before. Still went along with him to give company. After he came out of saloon I asked him "you dint have a hair cut yet ??" "Its already cut man. Its new style !!" And then he exploded "Lets go home and you can take my pic. I want to put it in orkut !!" Shoot !

People have become orkut crazy these days. Its an addictive disease spreading all around. "S" comes back home from office and first thing he does is checks orkut. orkut karte karte so jaata hai. Next day morning first thing he does after get up is check orkut! Itna hi nahi usne meri ek chadi banyaan wali pic bhi apne album mein dal di. With comments "Extreme exposure of nudity" Hope poeple dont take it in a wrong way. Waise orkut ki aadat to mujhe bhi lag gayi hai. Hamari orkut college community mein jao to bas yahi threads dikhenge -> "Slap the person above you for any funny reason", "hug the person above you" "shoot the person above u" .... Usme se 25% threads to mein hi create kiye hue hai. My other room mate "AKR" finds "S" and me to have gone mad. He says "in dono ko pata nahi kya mazaa aaata hai orkut mein. Kisi ladki ne 'hi' bol diya to usko harroj 'gm, gn, good afternoon' ke bina matlab ke message bhejte rahenge !"

Aaj phir cricket mein india haar ne waali hai. We stopped watching cricket now. Just have a look at score at regular intervals of 2-3 hours. India ki dhulai dekhi nahi jaati :D It seems indian players have forgot how to bat. Waise ek baat mujhe aaj tak kha rahi hai ki itna bada india hai. Itne saari jan sankhya hai. How come they havent been able to find one single good allrounder ? Aamir khan ki team shayad isse achha khel legi.

Tomorrow Monday again. Coding starts again. I can see feel myself digging back into those codes with many "if" loops, "while" loops, starting closing brackets. BUGS !!! Sometimes i feel, cant we create some smart softwares which create softwares themselves. We just need to give it an input and desired output. And it should be capable enough to design all algorithms and implement it. Kitni sahi life hoti naa. Softwares making other softwares, softwares making hardwares, softwares working for us in the way we want. Could give us a godly feeling! Yeah yeah some of you now must be saying "asshole wat if those smart softwares start controlling human beings ??" May be they already are. May be the matrix movie is true and each one of us is programmed. I might be programmed to write a blog right now. And you to read this crap that I am writing. But at the end of the day who cares ? :D Life goes on ;)