Ants roaming on Tiles

Long beard, uncombed hair and a poor jeans which hasnt been washed since a week. That was my look when I was sitting on a stone waiting for office bus today. Next to me about 10 feet away was a girl talking on phone. Was she really talking on phone or pretending to be just to avoid me ? No i dont think she was talking on phone because 50% of time she was looking at me while talking. Could be two reasons 1) either because I looked handsome 2) or because of my dirty look, thinking "pata nahi kaise kaise log company mein recruit ho jate hai. Itni bhi tamiz nahi ki software engineer ho yaar. Kuch achhi tarah se decent ho ke aao" Second one seems to be more correct. I tried to concentrate on few ants roaming around on the tiles. Don't know what they were searching for because my eyes were on ants but a needle in my mind was pointed to that girl wearing white top and blue jeans with cute specs like that pretty zinta look in Kal ho na ho. However everything got shattered with the arrival of bus which made feel releaved. However that was not all. I stood up to get down when my stop came. But that stupid driver suddenly put on his foot on brake so hard that I almost fell with my bag falling on that pretty zinta. Did that driver do it intentionally ? I guess so because he was laughing along with other people in bus.

This reminds me of my school days when few tiny grass had started sprouting on my upper lip. I used to travel in local buses to goto school. School cum college with lots of beautiful faces. I always wished some day the driver would put brakes hard enough so that any of those college flowers would lose balance and fall on me. But it never happened. Yeah it did happen that a fat guy, completely sweat in a 45 degree C temperature of ahmedabad, lost his balance and broke my specs making me flat.

I am still cursing that school friend who gave me the adult knowledge and made me realize that an opposite gender is something special. It had started making me feel ashamed to even talk with them and took time to come out of all that. Is it that Mallika Sherawat is really seductive ? Or is it a hype created among people. How happy would be that pilot who got divorsed from her ? How happy would be that dad who stopped talking with her daughter for taking up murder kinda films ? Whatever, who cares :D A software engineer's life is to write algorithms for something like those ants finding path to its destination roaming on square tiles.